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A SCHOOLGIRL at the centre of a custody battle is preparing to
sue Scottish First Minister Jack McConnell for £10 million.
The 14 year old schoolgirl has repeatedly run away from home because she
cannot bare to live with her mother but longs to live with her father,
Duncan.

"The writ against McConnell was lodged at Edinburgh Sheriff Court. It seeks
the massive damages 'for the years of avoidable psychological distress due
to his failure to prevent major abuses of Scottish law and failure to
protect children which the defender has a duty to ensure but instead did
nothing'." Reports Paula Murray for the Scottish paper, The Glasgow Daily
Record.

After reading this report I decided to interview Ms Emily Hatemen of the
para-military wing of "Womens Aid." to get her reaction to these events.
Posing as a man throughly emasculated and terrified of females, I visited
the Misandry Bunker at the Womens Aid head quarters and, after passing
through major security checks, which included a testosterone level blood
test and an invasive scrotum examination, I was shown into the Fuehrers
sitting room.

As I sat among the hidious trophys that lined the walls (Mens testicals
nailed to heart shaped boards. Each with a small plaque giving the names of
the men who had been emasculated. Included were all the men at the BBC and
most Newspaper editors.). I noticed a sign above the fireplace which read,
"Remember girls. Keep repeating that all men are pedophiles and rapists."
Beneath that was another sign that said, "A false accusation is worth its
wieght in government grants." Framed photographs of famous victims of a
recent hate men campaign were scatered around on tables everywhere. I
noticed pictures of Mathew Kelly, John Leslie, Three Liecester City
footballers and another of Craig Charles that someone had peppered with
darts.

The sound of whale song blaring through hidden loud speakers announced the
arrival of Ms Hatemen.

She entered the room and fixed me with a withering stare. Her bare arms
carried a tattoo that said, "Comrade Lenin still rules." Her unshaven
armpits sprouted a mass of hair loking for all the world as if she had a
Rastafarian in a head lock. Her perfume, `Ode to Ulrika` hung heavy in the
still air.

Ms hatemen slapped her thigh high leather boots with a dildo shaped baton
before sitting behind her desk that was covered in adoring letters from Jack
Straw and Harriet Harmen.

I began by asking her for a reaction to the story that Jacqueline Shields, a
14 year old schoolgirl was sueing the Scottish First Minister for "ignoring
her civil rights to 'peace and stability which a custodial parent should be
able to provide for a child'."

I was alarmed to see Ms Hatemen begin foaming at the mouth and trembling
uncontrollably.

"This girl has slipped through our net!" She screamed.

She continued, "We have not been as successful in brainwashing der kinder
(the kids) in Scotland as I would have wished. We are working hard with the
Scottish Exective to get our message across to ALL school children that
fathers are bad for them and all mothers are saints. However, some men on
the executive (the filthy scum) object and until we have time to formulate
false sexual abuse scandals against them which will drive them from office,
we are forced to act like nice ladies and in the meantime, these children
escape our programming. Then see what happens... This misguided child
actually belives that her father is a good person! Its an outrage!"
After escaping from the unsavoury HQ of "Womens Aid" I went to see Mr D. E.
(name removed for security reasons) of the mens group "Fathers4Justice." I
told him of my interview with Ms Hatemen and was instantly awarded a
certificate for bravery and made an honourary member for life of
Fathers4Justice. I asked for his comments on the story of the brave fight by
Jacqueline Shields.

Mr E took a deep breath and sighed. "This, He said, is the kind of thing
fathers face all over the country. You have to ask yourself some fundamental
questions when you hear things like this. Why, for example, does a man
suddenly become an unsuitable father 24 hours after he splits up with a
mother?

Warming to his theme Mr E continued, "Look! He said, forcefully. Men are
under attack in the UK. All over the western world in fact. There are huge,
coordinated campaigns to shame all men going on everywhere."
I interupted and and told him he sounded like a conspiracy theorist.
"Wake up and look at the evidence!" He thundered. "Australia, New Zealand,
America, Canada, Europe (including Scandanavia), all have anti male
legislation. All of these countries are following the same pattern of
denigrating males in the press and on TV and all of them have punative anti
father childrens acts. Is that all coincidence or is it a coordinated
campaign? You tell me!"

I left the Fathers4Justice office and headed down to London to interview
Margaret Hodge.

I spoke with Ms Hodge in her office in the Houses of Parliament. I began by
asking her if there was a concerted effort to discredit men going on in the
UK.

"You poor, misguided, foolish, suspiciously perverted and faintly silly
little man." She said. "Of course there is no such campaign. Why would the
government want to do such a thing?"

I pointed out that there are, for example, only three privately funded beds
for males escaping abusive women in the whole country, but the government
pays for over 2000 beds for women escaping abuse in over 400 refuges. I
reminded her that the government and the police fund Womens Aid to the tune
of over £16 million each year and hetrosexual mens groups get nothing. I
added that according to all the latest research, most child abuse is carried
out by females, yet all of the government sposored advertising campaigns
show only men beating children. I also reminded her that when the government
asked for children to inform about abusive parents they only asked for them
to inform on their fathers and not their mothers. I then went on to explain
the Fathers4Justice position. At that point Ms Hodge terminated the
interview by sweetly, and very politly, kicking me in the testicals and
calling security claiming I had attempted to rape her.

When I returned home at the end of the day I found all the locks had been
changed and a note from my wife which informed that Ms Hodge had alledgedly
telephoned her to say that I was a danger to her, my wife and my children
and that my wife should, "Screw the pervert for everything you can get
including, his house, cars, money and kids."

As I walked down my garden path and away from the home and family I used to
enjoy, a photographer from Womens Aid leapt from a nearby bush and snapped a
picture of me.

"Gotcha!" She shouted triumphantly, and jumped into a nearby car before
speeding away leaving howls of demonic laughter hanging in the evening air.
My case comes up next week.

Last Update: 30 November 2004

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